Something About Myself (The Home Team)
I always think it's nice to know a bit about the people who run Web sites: a few personal details - their name, where they live, what sort of person they are and a bit about their background, perhaps - all these things help to bring that person to life in your mind's eye. So I thought I'd give you a few details about myself. (Note: these thumbnails do not open up into full-size images.)

Reverend Ebenezer Codpiece   • Good day to you. I am Reverend Ebenezer J Codpiece, the rector of a beautiful old village church just outside Ipswich (http://www.stivelschurch.uk.tc). I'm 52 years of age and my proudest claim is that I once helped establish a gerbil-breeding programme to feed the starving people of Tierra del Fuego. I live with a young curate called Nathaniel Loombucket, a Hungarian priest called Father Ivan Fellatio and Mrs Miggins the housekeeper. Because I am a Christian, naturally I trust everyone and anyone, and my desire to help my fellow man in his hour of need overrides any nagging suspicion I might have that someone who offers me £10,000,000 must be up to something illegal or, at the very least, immoral.

Mandy Lifeboats   • Hi, I'm Mandy Lifeboats and I live in Upper Twatt, Orkney. I've only had the Internet on my computer for about a week so I've never heard of the 419 scam. I like receiving email and I like helping people, especially all my new friends in Africa, but I'm totally useless where business matters are concerned so I just have to hope that they'll be patient with me! I work at Fudge Packers, the confectioners, in Coronation Street (http://www.fudgepackers.eu.tc).

Heywood Jablomie   • I'm Heywood Jablomie, a graduate of Seattle University School of Law and currently senior contracts negotiator for a timber company in Seattle. I've had some dodgy business dealings in West Africa in the past including helping the former president of Liberia, Charles Taylor, to deplete his country's forests in order to make a fast buck from the timber. In fact I'm very open to any sort of illegal activity, so money-laundering propositions are an extremely good way of attracting my attention.

Annie Trembler   • Hello, my name is Annie Trembler. I didn't really want to get involved in this game but my old friend Mandy needed some help and somehow I ended up getting dragged into it! I work with her at Fudge Packers - it's a boring job but we make up for it by meeting lots of exciting and exotic people on the Internet and trying to help them with their problems!

Rula   • My name is Rula Baxter. I am a widow in my sixties, retired and living in Torquay with my pussy Dildo and Peebly the dog opposite a shop which sells chocolate teapots. My husband Dilberry died recently and left me independently wealthy and because I'm a mere female I'll believe absolutely anything a man tells me, so not only can I afford to finance a dodgy money-laundering deal, I'm stupid enough to fall for it as well. My good friend Mrs Miggins runs the local pie shop and her stupid nephew Baldrick helps me out with my computer.

These are just the briefest personal details. If you'd like to learn more about me, visit the various games featured on this Web site by clicking on the entries under The Players in the menu bar on the left.

Obviously such popular people as Ebenezer, Mandy and Heywood are going to attract their fair share of fan mail. In this section, I'll be publishing some of the nice things people have said and written about me... err, I mean "them":-
From: "BBasket05@aol.com" <BBasket05@aol.com>
Subject: ur a homo ur german
Date: Thu, 19 Aug 2004 12:50:51 EDT
Wrong on both counts there, buddy! In fact this one annoyed me so much that I complained to AOL about it. A few days later, the address was no longer working.
From: "Concerned One" <6300@hotmail.com>
Subject: Email Webmaster
Date: Wed, 23 Feb 2005 03:58:33 +0100

You are an idoit and should be ashamed of yourself!
Ah, you're not the first person to have have expressed that particular opinion!
From: "Hassan Shah" <hassanhshah@hotmail.com>
Subject: working athome
Date: Fri, 1 Apr 2005 23:27:14 +0200

If it is easy for you can phone me on 07883-389841 please get back to me if you can send me the good games like snooker and free games if that is possble sorry again for the trobble THANK YOU
Hmm, I think Mr Shah has gotten himself a little confused there!
By the way, if you feel the need to get in touch with any of these people, I've left their contact information visible so by all means help yourself!